Duct Tape Disaster: I Tried to Make a Dress and It Tried to End Me

DIY Gone Wrong: I Tried to Make a Duct Tape Outfit and My Cat Judged Me

The Setup

I had a vision: tight, shiny, unreasonably sexy.

The reality? Sticky chaos, sweat, and a complete betrayal by my own reflection.

The Process (aka The Spiral)

At first it was going well.

Until it wasn’t. My fishnet failed me.

The tape clung to everything but my body.

I forgot to check my mic.

This is a behind-the-scenes look at a cosplay gone wrong and an experiment in patience, lighting, and emotional damage.

And somehow this made my tummy look huge and my ass look tiny.

Supplies I Thought Would Help (But Betrayed Me)

• Duct tape (pink, obviously. Painfully adhesive.)

• Wireless mic (spoiler: it helps to check if its recoding)

• Mirror I naively trusted

• Soft glam makeup I sweated off in 11 minutes

• A cat with serious issues against helping his mom

• Optimism. Rookie mistake.

What I Learned (Nothing, Clearly)

I’ll probably try this again.

But next time, I’ll plan for hydration, emotional support, and a backup outfit.

Watch the Disaster Unfold

Viewer discretion advised: contains pink chaos, chaotic neutral energy, and a white cat who thinks he’s the director.

Why I’m Still Gonna Post This

Because perfection is a scam and pink chaos is my brand. If you came here for a polished influencer tutorial, I regret to inform you: I am the villain origin story of every duct tape project Pinterest warned you about.