Cosplay pOSING AND PREP, stretch routines, ALT FASHION REVIEWS , LIFE HACKS , GENERAL TOMFOOLERY and fandom fitness drops for chaotic bodies that slay

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Jessi Albin 11/15/25 Jessi Albin 11/15/25

You’re Not Out of Shape, You’re Just Out of Practice

Jessi Albin 11/14/25 Jessi Albin 11/14/25

Bend Without Breaking: Flexibility Training for People Who Hate Stretching

Jessi Albin 11/14/25 Jessi Albin 11/14/25

how to move like you give a damn again

Jessi Albin 11/14/25 Jessi Albin 11/14/25

Poison Ivy’s Flexibility Routine: Stretch Like a Seductress

Jessi Albin 11/14/25 Jessi Albin 11/14/25

How to Look Hot in Photos Without Selling Your Soul to the Cult of Perfection

Jessi Albin 11/12/25 Jessi Albin 11/12/25

Barbie Heel Boss: Core Strength for Platform Heels (So You Stop Limping By Hour 3)

Jessi Albin 11/12/25 Jessi Albin 11/12/25

Stop Wrecking Your Back: The Core Strength Nobody Talks About

Jessi Albin 11/12/25 Jessi Albin 11/12/25

Train Like Harley Quinn

Jessi Albin 9/1/25 Jessi Albin 9/1/25

Turn Your Closet Cosplay Into Cash

How to Sell Your Cosplay | Resale Guide for Costumes Online

Learn how to sell your cosplay online: prep your costume, write listings, pick the best platforms, and price it right. Turn your closet into cash.

Jessi Albin 8/21/25 Jessi Albin 8/21/25

Pose Like a Villain: Gotham Geometry for Cosplay & Chaos

Jessi Albin 8/13/25 Jessi Albin 8/13/25

Grow Glutes Like a Villain 🍃 Poison Ivy’s Leg & Booty Flow

Train like Gotham’s deadliest plant queen. This Poison Ivy-inspired workout sculpts legs & glutes for power, shape, and villain-core confidence.

Jessi Albin 8/6/25 Jessi Albin 8/6/25

STOLEN CHARACTER? Cosplay Chaos at Bronx Anime & Comic Con

Cosplay drama, indie lawsuits, and a Blossom booty workout? Bronx Comic Con just got spicy. Stream the recap + villain-coded fitness flow now.

Jessi Albin 7/29/25 Jessi Albin 7/29/25

Duct Tape Disaster: I Tried to Make a Dress and It Tried to End Me

Jessi Albin 7/21/25 Jessi Albin 7/21/25

Stretch Like a Villain: 15-Min Harley Quinn Flexibility Flow

Stretch like chaos had no consequences. This 15-minute Harley Quinn flexibility routine blends Pilates, yoga, and villain-core mobility—no gym required. Watch now.

Jessi Albin 7/14/25 Jessi Albin 7/14/25

Catwoman Core: The Posing Guide for Hot Nerds

Strike. Arch. Dominate the Frame. 💋Catwoman taught me mirror slink. Now I’m teaching you. Brat-approved pose guide for cosplay villains and alt creatives.

Jessi Albin 6/22/25 Jessi Albin 6/22/25

The Ultimate Foot Rescue Routine for Cosplayers & Pleasers Addicts

Your hot girl heels recovery plan: 6 mobility moves to fix your feet after cosplay marathons or platform chaos. Includes free cheat sheet & glam recovery tips.